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November 22, 2012

Corporate Correspondence: No Thanksgiving for Joyce

On Nov 21, 2012, at 10:08 AM, “Joyce Linehan” wrote:

> I already have a cadre (gaggle? flock?) of feces-flinging monkeys who
> visit frequently. In fact, they’ve recorded several obscure “critically acclaimed”
> albums here. However, they DO NOT like foreigners. So, I suggest you
> ship this foreign monkey as a gift in my name, to the Screaming Old
> Folks Home for Those Afflicted with Dementia and/or Penis Cancer down
> the road. You remember that place? I’ve reserved you a room for when you need it.
>
> —–Original Message—–
> From: Joe Pernice
> Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:01 AM
> To: Norman Blake
> Cc: Joyce Linehan; John Niven
> Subject: Re: Australian Visa
>
> Joyce,
>
> I may decide to ship a live Monkey back from Australia to you as a
> housewarming gift. (The kind especially fond of flinging feces and
> other bodily excretions.) Can you please prepare the necessary
> paperwork. Carl (I’ve already named him) will need two passport photos
> and a notarized copy of his birth certificate.
>
> (I have copied John Niven on this because such missives please him
> so.)
>
> Joe

Joyce @ 6:48 am