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December 9, 2007

oz never did give nothing to the tin man that he didn't already have

Since bringing up the subject of the Island of Misfit Toys the other day, I have received quite a bit of email about the scene where Charlie-in-the-box throws the bird that can’t fly off the sleigh without an umbrella. I need to spend a bit more time parsing this out (and I hope Bob, the other resident R/B specialist on our panel will weigh in), but I think perhaps we can trace the decline of western civilization to this one scene in this one beloved and terrifying stop-motion animated Christmas special, and the effect that it had on the national childhood psyche from the mid-sixties to the mid-seventies. I think you can essentially divide people our age into three categories: 1) people who were terrified that the bird was abandoned, 2) people who believe the bird could always fly but just needed someone to believe in him and 3) people who didn’t give a rat’s ass if the bird could fly. There might be a few non-classifiable people, like those who believe an umbrella is not a parachute, but they’re no fun anyway.

Joyce @ 9:11 am