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September 30, 2006

Pre-order special deadline passed

Please note that the deadline for pre-ordering the new CD with the bonus demos/outtakes thingie has passed. We made enough to fill the orders we had (thank you!) and are too tired to make any more. I will say though, I have enjoyed some of the emails I have received in the days since the [...]

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September 27, 2006

Pre-order bonus CDs, less faqs etc.

I finally finished making all of the cd booklets for the pre-order bonus cd. Next time I have a brilliant idea, like personally hand printing all of the covers, someone (Joyce) talk me out of it. On the positive side, our audience seems to be growing. On the negative side, our audience seems to be [...]

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September 21, 2006

Children

Joe is right, and because that would be extremely difficult for me, I posit the following: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tqQJgftmbYE

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September 20, 2006

Tips on Becoming a Good Parent (#1)

Keep all talk of self-loathing to a quaint minimum in front of your child.

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A Sweet Spit-Take

In case anyone was wondering, that was the sound of me spitting yogurt all over my computer upon reading Joe’s mention of `barrel-chested, bull-necked’ (so says IMDB) actor Dolph Sweet this morning. Or, as my dad used to call him, Charles Durning Lite.  Nevertheless, a good primer for our typical van conversations: Joe: Gavone, who was that [...]

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September 19, 2006

My Life of Crime (Writing). A Film Treatment

In response to Mr. Pelecanos’s Guardian piece, I have decided to devote my life to spoof crime writing, if not simply to crime. Below is a treatment for a movie followed by a sample scene. Note: I realize the actor Dolph Sweet is dead, but some producer with a lot of suck with God/Spacemen ought [...]

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