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August 31, 2006

Airline Travel=Prison. Hmmm.

This is the first headline I saw when I turned on my computer. Something like: Does airline travel have to be a grim prison sentence? My sentiments exactly. They really need to crack down on the murder, drug abuse, violence, rape, dehumanization, prejudice and all-around hopelessness that’s so widespread in the airline industry today. I [...]

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August 30, 2006

Guy's, you should of came to Malaprop.

So we started streaming a few songs from the upcoming release. In case you’re interested, here are some thoughts I have regarding the songs. 1. Cruelty to Animals. This is one of my personal favorites from all of my tunes. But before anyone writes to the site scolding me about advocating such a thing, I [...]

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August 27, 2006

Mad Lib redux

“If only some other people would exhibit such grace.” Surely, Joyce was not talking about me. I might not be a lot of things, but graceful is definitely one I am not not. Joyce, before this little pissing match gets ugly, I hereby call a truce. I shan’t take part in any more jabs, underhanded [...]

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Pluto redux

Hmmm. I was watching Fox News last night (a frequent Saturday night pastime) and heard that the woman whose late husband discovered Pluto was upset by its demotion. She did, however, agree that her late husband would most likely have agreed with this week’s assessment. If only some other people would exhibit such grace.

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Mad Lib

Barry Bonds is still second on the all-time homer list, and Pluto has been stripped of its status as a planet? I guess that’s a cheap shot at Barry. I just like baseball a lot so I took that route. You can plug in any name into the following sentence, like a mad lib: “I [...]

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August 26, 2006

I don't know if this qualifies as blogging.

I’ve been thinking about it a lot today, and I think the Pernice Brother’s career trajectory is a lot like Pluto’s.

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